Well, the holiday frozen turkey toe and foot injuries were not as numerous as I had imagined they would be. Only one real frozen turkey injury. But plenty of other holiday traumas…

1 Finger laceration while washing dishe

1 Toe Nail avulsion while moving deceased relatives belongings out of a nursing home

2 pediatric facial & head injuries from playing with cousins

2 fractured metacarpals (both on the same hand) from go cart riding

1 (and only one) dental pain

1 pediatric fever

1 arthritis pain

1 very needy, tearful, chronic ankle pain. (why tonight?)