- Sleep in till 9AM
- Ride your new singlespeed build to the neighborhood cafe
- Meet your friends for breakfast
- Drive to the Bike shop to get new cyclocross bike fitted
- Hang out with the shop boys while they fuss over you and adjust your bike
- Answer your cell phone and have the following conversation:
You: Hello?
Them: Doc Shazam, where are you?
You: I’m at a bike shop, buying a bike
Them: You’re supposed to be at the hospital.
You: No I’m not.
Pause
Them: Your name is on the schedule
You: No it’s not.
Them: Yes. It is.
You: *&%$ &()*&^ %$ ^&%$# & &&^$ ### ### #
I quit a job when they started calling me on my day off and demanding that I come to work.
It’s like you were there with me last weekend…only with a bike shop instead of a farmer’s market.
Thanks for the sympathy. The shift went OK, but I missed out on lots of biking stuff that I would have rather been doing! I did get back to the shop yesterday to buy the bike, so things worked out.