1. Sleep in till 9AM
  2. Ride your new singlespeed build to the neighborhood cafe
  3. Meet your friends for breakfast
  4. Drive to the Bike shop to get new cyclocross bike fitted
  5. Hang out with the shop boys while they fuss over you and adjust your bike
  6. Answer your cell phone and have the following conversation:

You: Hello?
Them: Doc Shazam, where are you?
You: I’m at a bike shop, buying a bike
Them: You’re supposed to be at the hospital.
You: No I’m not.


Them: Your name is on the schedule
You: No it’s not.
Them: Yes. It is.
You: *&%$ &()*&^ %$ ^&%$# & &&^$ ### ### #