Setting: 2:13 AM, Saturday, Halloween Weekend. Nursing Station of a busy inner-city emergency room. The department is spookily quiet. Jodi & Sonya, both nurses in their mid 50s, sit side by side filling out paperwork.

JODI: Do you realize, Sonya, that we have been working together for over seventeen years. And we still get along!

And the award for best line from a nurse goes to Sonya…

SONYA: Thats only because sex isnt involved!